That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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