i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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