Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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