Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Come on in and take your pants off
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