one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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