you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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