after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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