I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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