is your mom at the bar?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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