ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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