Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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