M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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