oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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