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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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