Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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