I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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