just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
