she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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