He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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