This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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