I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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