You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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