Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
