I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
tell me about the eggs
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