everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
