We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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