Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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