Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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