"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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