yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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