Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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