guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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