I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
