Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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