school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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