You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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