I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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