So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
