it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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