yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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