dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
