I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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