I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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