: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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