is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I will pee on everything he values.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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