I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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