At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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