Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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