your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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