I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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