This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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