just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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