She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So much Jack, so little girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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