We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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