Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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