look no pants
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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