If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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