***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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