Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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